Hockey Blogger Rocque T. – asks the question… if GAME 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals  between Cleveland & Boston were more like an NHL playoff game. How would that broadcast look like on TV? And would it be better?

Brian and Joe talk  Cavs,  Elbows, and  Balls!   (lottery balls that is!)  Mom’s Day is will soon be here!  – YouTube has talent!  – Lady Gaga Update! – TV Land salutes Bosom Buddies! – Cougar Update! – Tim Wilkens at Hilarities this week! -  and so much more!!!

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In this hilarious episode – both Brian & Joe share their interviews with the “Chosen One” – “The Closer” – Lebron James. Brian goes over the Cleveland Browns just released – 2010-11 NFL schedule. Are you addicted to the tanning bed? Texting teens are out of control.  Brian has over 20 different slang words for the word butt. Volcano talk – Can you say it’s name? And Joe has gas after being a celebrity chef for a Chilly Cook Off the night before.

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He can’t make it to Poland for President Lech Kaczynski’s funeral because of the forced cancellation of his planned flight due to that volcanic ash. So he’s got some free time.  I say “swing that club Mr. President”.  And every time you go to tee it up ..blow a party horn and then say “Hey look at me!  I’m having my own TEE PARTY!!”  That would be funny.  And when someone asks you, what your score is.  Say something like ” Why would I keep score when I don’t even have a spending budget for the deficit?”  The gallery will explode with uncontrollable laughter.  Trust me.  Then wip out a cigarette from your secret stash somewhere inside of your golf bag.  Light it.  Take a few big drags off of it and then say something like  “Here’s a few ashes that won’t keep me from playing the next hole!!”  There won’t be a dry eye on the course.  I have more funny ideas if you want them Mr. President.  It’s what I used to do before I lost my job.  Need a smart ass caddy?  Call me.  I’m your guy. Brian Fowler   Brian@BrianandJoeShow.com

Brian and Joe have fun with taxes (really!)  Are you giving are getting?  Tax Comedy! TV Talk (zzzzzz!) -  That  “Meth Lab Smell” – Larry King – Lady Gaga – Flashes in the sky -  it’s all just a big ball of ash and info flowing from the volcanic minds of Brian and Joe!

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Joe has some kind of rash/mung on his body he can’t get rid of.  Who is a  frustrated American catholic?  Proactive things your church can do to keep the flock from fleeing. Brian tried the new KFC  Double Down Bacon Chicken sandwich yesterday and lives to tell about it!  TV Land is reuniting the crew of the Love Boat.  Conan’s  BIG announcement on where he’s landing in the fall.  And an interview James Lipton once had with Conan that you’ll enjoy listening to.

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I KNOW IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE JOE AND I PRODUCED THIS …

BUT CAN WE GET BACK TO THIS KIND OF EXCITEMENT AGAIN SOON?

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 A recently discovered small asteroid will pass by the Earth tonight (Thursday 4/8/10),  but poses no risk of striking,I wonder if President  Obama signed a treaty with it.  The orb will come just 223,000 miles from Earth — which is about the distance most travel roundtrip for spring break.

 Although it may not seem all that close, it’s close enough buy astronomical  terms.  In laymen terms – It’s as close as getting to a Cav’s playoff game this year.  It will be played right here in our own backyard  but most will not actually see it live. 

 The asteroids  closest pass-by will be closer to Earth than our own Moon is.  The asteroid is approximately 71 feet wide, and was discovered by the Catalina Sky Survey in Tucson, Arizona. It will come nearest to Earth at about 2300 GMT Thursday.  I wonder if it’s against the law to use one of those laser pointers on it as it goes by?

 Fly-bys of near-Earth objects within the moon’s orbit occur every few weeks. And that’s not counting last years ”Boy in the UFO balloon” incident.

So don’t forget to look up in the sky tonight, at whatever time 2300 GMT is, and give a friendly wave to a passing object foreign to our atmosphere.    I wonder if the asteroid charges extra for carry on baggage?

Brian and Joe rehash their Holiday! Joe gets a rash and Brian hides eggs in a strange a place! The Image of The Virgin Mary shows up again…in a bathtub? The Latest on Sandra and Jesse – A Charlie update – Candy Question…What do you eat first? Aisha Tyler is coming to town!! And lots more!!

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