Hockey Blogger Rocque T. – asks the question… if GAME 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals  between Cleveland & Boston were more like an NHL playoff game. How would that broadcast look like on TV? And would it be better?

He can’t make it to Poland for President Lech Kaczynski’s funeral because of the forced cancellation of his planned flight due to that volcanic ash. So he’s got some free time.  I say “swing that club Mr. President”.  And every time you go to tee it up ..blow a party horn and then say “Hey look at me!  I’m having my own TEE PARTY!!”  That would be funny.  And when someone asks you, what your score is.  Say something like ” Why would I keep score when I don’t even have a spending budget for the deficit?”  The gallery will explode with uncontrollable laughter.  Trust me.  Then wip out a cigarette from your secret stash somewhere inside of your golf bag.  Light it.  Take a few big drags off of it and then say something like  “Here’s a few ashes that won’t keep me from playing the next hole!!”  There won’t be a dry eye on the course.  I have more funny ideas if you want them Mr. President.  It’s what I used to do before I lost my job.  Need a smart ass caddy?  Call me.  I’m your guy. Brian Fowler   Brian@BrianandJoeShow.com

I KNOW IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE JOE AND I PRODUCED THIS …

BUT CAN WE GET BACK TO THIS KIND OF EXCITEMENT AGAIN SOON?

Click here to watch Brian go cycling

 A recently discovered small asteroid will pass by the Earth tonight (Thursday 4/8/10),  but poses no risk of striking,I wonder if President  Obama signed a treaty with it.  The orb will come just 223,000 miles from Earth — which is about the distance most travel roundtrip for spring break.

 Although it may not seem all that close, it’s close enough buy astronomical  terms.  In laymen terms – It’s as close as getting to a Cav’s playoff game this year.  It will be played right here in our own backyard  but most will not actually see it live. 

 The asteroids  closest pass-by will be closer to Earth than our own Moon is.  The asteroid is approximately 71 feet wide, and was discovered by the Catalina Sky Survey in Tucson, Arizona. It will come nearest to Earth at about 2300 GMT Thursday.  I wonder if it’s against the law to use one of those laser pointers on it as it goes by?

 Fly-bys of near-Earth objects within the moon’s orbit occur every few weeks. And that’s not counting last years ”Boy in the UFO balloon” incident.

So don’t forget to look up in the sky tonight, at whatever time 2300 GMT is, and give a friendly wave to a passing object foreign to our atmosphere.    I wonder if the asteroid charges extra for carry on baggage?

My Product Of The Week:

Bacon Baby Formula

Parents are being pigs trying to hog up all the  Bacon Baby Formula. A new formula that everyone oinking about!!   The geniuses at J&D Foods, who make everything bacon-flavored, played an April Fool’s trick last week by introducing “Bacon Baby Formula.” Media outlets swore it was real and parents everywhere went hog-wild for it, requesting to get on a fake “waiting list” for the product. J&D prankster Justin Esch never expected people to take Bacon Baby Formula seriously but he was wrong!!!  In the end, however, Esch says the joke is really on his company. Because of the high demand, they may actually have to make the baby formula someday. So while your making bacon they’ll be making it too!!!

A tree that looks just like Jesus holding a lamb has become a major tourist attraction at the Calvary Cemetery in Quincy, Illinois, for believers and non-believers who come to gaze.